Thursday, November 5, 2009
The American Kennel Club has decided to recognize these new breeds of dogs that are the result of cross breeding: Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot. Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun. Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Pekingese + Lhaso Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists. Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisers. Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly. Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway. Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work. Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end. Poodle + Min Pin: PooPin, a dog for constipated people.
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